I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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