there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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