So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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