What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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