If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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