girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
soo... how was my night?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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