I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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