STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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