dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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