you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
