it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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