I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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