How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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