if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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