Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I want to have your abortion
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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