You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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