I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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