so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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