don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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