Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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