honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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