god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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