I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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