I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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