And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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