Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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