I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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