I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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