shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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