sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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