he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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