I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...