i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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