return my video game
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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