this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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