My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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