I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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