i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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