so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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