Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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