i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
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she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
There are leaves in my underwear?
The air taste purple.
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