I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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