I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
