You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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