I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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