? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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