normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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