I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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