I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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