Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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