Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
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