People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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