: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
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He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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