PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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