There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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